Discord Moderator

A fat adult living in his moms basement who bans users who sends memes in general and trys to date 13yr-olds and e-girls, Which is known as a pedophile.

Random User: sends meme

Discord Moderator: NO FUCKING MEMES IN GENERAL

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Discord ping

Fucking hell when you are just having a good vibe session.

*me just vibes*
*my laptop* STOP YOU DUMBASS YOU GOT A FUCKING NOTIFICATION ON DISCORD
*me* GODDAMN FUCKING DISCORD PINGS I HATE YOU

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Discord mods

The guardians of social-media platform Discord, in which they keep order in their own fascinating way. Discord mods are typically horny overweight teenagers that lick their greasy french-fry fingers while banning someone from their server for having an opinion. Also balls deep into roleplay.

Discord mod: "oh hey I see you are enjoying the server Xxx_makayla_xxX, maybe you would like to go in a VC channel with me and listen to your music."

Normal person on server: "Stop simping dude that's my sister"

Discord mod (to himself, strong lisp, doing power movements: "You dare defy my mortal? I have the ultimate power, in the name of justice I will smite thee with the force of the ban hammer!!"

Discord server: "Normal person has left the server"

Discord mod (again to himself, with heavy lisp, in a high pitched voice): "I love Discord mods and I escpically love you and you big, loving french-fry fingers"

(back in normal voice): "I know yo love me Xxx_makalya_xxX"

(proceeds to start moaning to himself)

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Discord Mod

A person that is fat.

Someone: Im a discord mod
Someone else: no one asked

Discord Mods

Males that's only sense of power is through banning people for putting memes in general. They tend to be at least 300lbs and play league of legends more than they have social interactions. Another definition for them is child predator.

Kitten: Hi
Discord Mods: Lemme see your feet

Discord Virgin

Usually a 12-28 year old male resonating on Discord.com.

They only get play on Roblox and other platforms such as Instagram.com and or snapchat.
These virgins have no chance at experiencing real sex

Person 1: "Bro I heard bleep aint get no pussy yet gang."

Person 2:" I think its because the nigga a Discord Virgin."

Shark_Park discord

An authoritarian community ruled by Text101. The moderation takes heavy inspirations from George Orwell's 1984.

Person 1: Im a fucking retard
Person 2: Damn you must be a Shark_Park discord member