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Extraterrestial currency that Jesus will give OR NOT give you when you die, considering you make it into heaven. The amount you receive is based on how good/bad of a person you were on Earth.
also known as "jesus bucks"
Jeremy: "Matt is such a stuck up, arrogant, spoiled bitch. He thinks just cause his dad is successful, it justifies him being so argumentative and getting fat all day."
Liz: "Don't worry jeremy, it doesn't matter that matt lives rich off his parents now. If he makes it into heaven that kid couldn't even afford the value menu, cause he's getting NO jesus dollars."
Jeremy: "HAHAHAHAHAH!!! jesus dollars? i'm putting that on urban dictionary!"
Liz and Jeremy: fist bump
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Another word for the strip club, titty bar, and or nude dancing.
Guy#1 "Ey man, let's go to the dollar store and spend some money!"
Guy#2 "Yeah I need to see some tits."
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A Davis Dollar is earned when you enter "blackout" stage in a late night of drinking and wake up to a very attractive member of the opposite sex.
Now, if a Davis Dollar is earned the person who calls it must buy there buddy 1 alcoholic beverage of there choice.
" I don't know what happened, I just woke up and jenny was there naked in my bed"
" Dude, thats totally a Davis Dollar"
"I'll take a Bud"
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The amount of net dollars you own is how much money you have after factoring in how much money you owe people and how much money is owed to you.
Alright class, today's math problem:
You have twelve dollars in your wallet and none in your bank account. If owe Jerry seven dollars for buying you condoms, and Greg owes you ten dollars for spotting him for his girlfriend, how many net dollars do you own?
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i am going to buy this truck for pennys on a dollar
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A person who is addicted to money. The ultimate expression of Capitalist economics.
By any means necessary, I got mine's.
-Dollar Junkie
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