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gay double penetration: two penises being inserted simultaneously into the anus of another man.
Adam loved it when his friends Jeff and Pablo came over for a gay dp.
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When you play against a QB and a WR from the Denver Broncos in two different fantasy football leagues and they both score a shit ton of points against you.
Ginger Kid: Hey Boccio, I heard JT gave you a Denver DP this week.
Kris: Yeah, it sucked big time.
Ginger Kid: Oh well, at least you don't Charlie Chi's team.
Kris: True that.
"Im gonna break this branch out of my way... oh by the way do you know what DP means?"
"I dont know... whats it mean... Like Deep Pussy or something?"
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Having a chick play with ones penis until the boiling point. Then he ask for her to give him head. While she goes down he shoots his load in face and yells SURPRIZE!!!!
a DP Situation is when one has a 'Discharge Party' in one's pants...
The cause of this may be down to one or all of the following reasons:
(a) Seeing a hot guy*.
(b) Thinking about a hot guy*.
(c) Perving on a hot guy*.
(d) Post sex DPness**.
(e) General DPness**.
* or girl - whatever tickles your fancy.
** this is not STD related.
Oh my god that guy is a total DP Sitch.
I'm having a DP Situation.
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Dance Party in the Living Room. Generally takes place after the bars or after a party. DPs in the LR are for people who just don't want to end the night, so we bring the party to the living room and dance until the sun rises. NSP(No Shirt Party) and DP in the LR are very commonly done together.
hey ladies you should come back to my place for a DP in the LR!?!?
we didn't even go to the bars!!! we just had a DP in the LR ALL NIGHT!
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A food delivery place that makes the most freaking delicious calzones ever. Is used often by college kids late at night, both stoned and nonstoned.
College guy 1: Man, it's 3 am, that Judd Apatow marathon went longer than I thought it would, I'm starved
college guy 2: let's get DP Dough
college guy 1: yeah, but I don't want any marinara sauce
college guy 2: are you high?
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