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Your about to hook up with a girl and you were drinking, and you come across your nasty Beer Breath and thats where your emergency gum comes in effect. You have to be sneaky and cleaver to get this by a suspicous girl- first you lean over acting lik your going to cough, then you slip the gum mouth, and proceed with the original plan.
"Jim realizes that he has beer breathe so he secretly sneaks a piece of refreshing emergency gum."
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A pseudo-emergency that is only important to the individual in "distress".
See Latreasa L. Goodman of Fort Pierce, Florida after her meltdown in a McDonalds and the subsequent telephone calls to 911.
Mr. Smith experienced a McNugget emergency when his document refused to print.
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When you take a shit that is so horrid that the only option for cleanup is a shower. Toilet paper alone simply will not do the job.
"These beer shits are going to require an emergency shower."
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You idiot, It's called a hand brake it the UK, and 'smarter americans'? what a joke! who's stupider that americans? apart from donkeys?. No-one! that's right, you're the idiot.
You'll never drift round that corner without using the handbrake
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The act of rolling a blunt in the dire situation that no else know how to effectively do it. The urgency to smoke over takes the desire for a well rolled blunt.
Friend: I've got the weed. Who wants to roll?
Other Friend: No one here knows how to roll bro.
Friend: Damn, all I can do is emergency roll! Guess we gotta deal.
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A contrapositive form of nihilism in which the momentum of desire replaces the momentum of will.
A Schopenhauerian nihilism in which desire emerges as aesthetic.
Meta-nihilism.
Emergent nihilism replaces Nietzsche's paradigm of effection with Schopenhauer's paradigm of emergence.
Human beings observe this emergence as the panagram of colors.
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The guys that save your ass every day from thugs, mass fires, and health conditions.
Consists of three common departments:
1. Police department. Keeps your neighborhood safe, and stops criminals of most kinds. They risk their lives the most. Usually drowned by paperwork at the police station. People usually hate them because of either being caught, having a bad experience with one bad apple, or supporting anti-cop BLM movements.
2. Fire department. These guys rescue people from trapped cars, put out large fires, and do emergency technical work. They will save you from a burning building for free. There is normally no paperwork involved, only practical work. People have massive respect for these guys and send their prayers to them for risking their lives for others. If your building is on fire, you (usually) call these guys to put it out.
3. Emergency medical services. They help cardiac arrest patients, literally bring dead people back to life (defibrillator) and try their best to save you. Unfortunately, these guys are unintentionally a gateway to drowning debt for the patient, all thanks to the united states' lack of free emergency healthcare. People don't hate them, but they hate the system that they work for. These services rely on widespread hospitals.
Overall pretty big heroes, the guys that prevent widespread chaos (anarchy), unhabitable land (mass fires), and mass natural cause deaths (underlying health conditions).
My friend collapsed under the fire smoke caused by an arsonist, So I called all the emergency services.
There were a lot of emergency services that responded
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