McNugget Emergency

A pseudo-emergency that is only important to the individual in "distress".

See Latreasa L. Goodman of Fort Pierce, Florida after her meltdown in a McDonalds and the subsequent telephone calls to 911.

Mr. Smith experienced a McNugget emergency when his document refused to print.

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Snackquisition

The acquisition of snacks.

Matt was hungry, so he went out on an all out snackquisition.

The clerk at the store had a bad attitude, making it a hostile snackquisition.