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A sad event that leaves you with a nice looking car that'll never travel anywhere again.
My car had an engine fire
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Daddy when I grow up to be a man I want to be a sanitation engineer so I can pick up garbage.
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The best engine in the world is the vagina. It takes any size piston, self lubricates, starts with one finger & does its own oil change every thirty days.
What more could you ask for...the vagina is the best engine
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The inevitable round of cold- or flu-like symptoms that plagues engineering students at least twice a semester, without fail. The primary causes of this illness are exhaustion, stress, lack of exercise, alcoholism, lack of sunlight, poor hygiene, poor diet, and chronic depression.
Woah man, I don't feel so good.
Must be the engineering sickness coming on.
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In the Command and Conquer games, the engineer unit has the ability to capture enemy buildings and place hem under your control.
An engineer rush is a battle tactic where you send a fuckload of engineers into an enemy base and try to capture useful or expensive buildings.
I got his construction yard and weapon factory with an engineer rush. The rest was easy.
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engineer gaming
Engineer Gaming: Engineer Gaming
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The sexiest people on the face of the planet earth.
Caleb, a Mechanical engineer, is one of the sexiest people on the face of the planet earth.
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