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An individual proceeds to perform two hand-jobs whilst receiving a penis in both the mouth and the ass
Hey did you hear that weird bloke from school gives out an Oakley Express every Tuesday behind Woolies
A sexual act involving a man squatting over his mate while taking a shit on their chest and at the same time ejaculating on their mate's chest.
"Dude. I heard Davey gave Alice a Turkey Express last night."
When two people lay in bed togeather, and they turn butt to butt and their butts touch and one of the two farts.
OMG Becky, did you just subway express me? That is so gross.
noun;
to be zipped up in a stray-jacket and be bum fucked by a transgender while they state facts about geographical sciences and mountainous terrain.
The man comes lurking out of the shadows, his eyes had seen too much, I took one look at the state he was in, it became more than obvious he had been patagonian express'd, his words slurred "there are 8 different climbing routes on Mt. Everest".
Danbo Express is a store card, credit card, or debit card, with little or no credibility. Debenhams store card is Danbo Express, so is a Superdrug store card. "Link" cards used to be Danbo Express cards but they gained credibility around 1992 or 3. American Express, Visa, Barclaycard, are not Danbo Express.
Bank of Vietnam, Pakistan, India etc etc etc most definitely is.
At dinner in an expensive restaurant where celebrities eat.
Ok man in this restaurant, if anyone sees you carry any Danbo Express cards then you are socially null and void, so just go to the mens room and empty out any Danbo Express and keep em in your pocket. Dont even mention any Danbo Express companies when you pay the bill. If all you have is Danbo Express let me pay for you.
when you can't have Christmas for the rest of the year so you have it beforehand so that you can still have Christmas
You: oh no we're going on holiday on the 20th we won't have Christmas this year
Me: we can have an express Christmas were you have Christmas early
You that's a great idea you get the tree and the ornaments and ill get the presents
a metaphorical railroad that you would 'board' to let your friends know that you're walking.
"All aboard the shoelace express!"
Danny: Are you taking your car?
Sarah: No, battery's dead. Looks like it's the shoelace express for me.
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