fashion mullet

A mullet that is grown with the intent of being trendy, or fashionable.

...and as the sun shone down onto his gleaming fashion mullet through the t-tops on his camaro, he realized that all was right in the world, and proceeded to goodwill to find a Journey t-shirt.

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Fashion Fool

Someone who spends a fortune on clothes and shoes that look like shit.

We all laughed when she told us that she spent $300 on that blue zebra print dress. For the same price, she could have had 35 dresses exactly like it from the bargain bin at K-Mart.

We knew we hit the goldmine when we opened this trendy boutique. Fashion fools will pay a fortune to get a “one of a kind” dress no matter how ugly it is.

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fashion slave

Someone who is a slave to fashion, in spite of violating the rule of "form follows function".

The fashion slave was wearing his hooded sweatshirt (hood up) while sitting at a bus-stop in the blazing sun.

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Old Fashioned

A simple penis rub just like grandpa used to get from grandma

Kiersten : Me and Jake had wild animal sex last night!
Chad : So I went to Mary's house and she gave me an Old Fashioned!
Kiersten : Isn't Mary your sister?
Chad : So who really cares I just closed my eyes and pictured that cute smile of yours and your soft hands rubbing my hard cock then I blew my load all over Mary!
Kiersten : Uh that's gross!
Chad : Yeah no kidding especially when she started licking It up!
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry that's just Fucked Up!

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Fashion Nerd

Someone who thinks they are pulling off a new fashion with ease, but in reality they look like an idiot

"Hun, you are such a fashion nerd. Those Sunglasses are so not you...."

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anally fashioned

1) A lover of high fashion. Someone who hates Old Navy clothing.

2) Fashioned like an anus, therefore making him an asshole.

Kris made fun of my Old Navy capri pants, he is so anally fashioned.

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fashion mullet

A shaggy, hip, longer version of the traditional mullet. see mullet and white trash. the fashion mullet is sported on males and females alike, usually at shows where urban hipsters hang out. fashion mullet wearers are also prone to wear cowboy boots, diesel jeans, black shirts and have interesting tattoos.

Even though she wasn't a Gucci model, Juliette knew she was hip enough to pull off the fashion mullet.

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