Excrements propelled at an extremely fast rate out of the anus
After Bob ate the 10 lb burrito, fecal matter spewed out of him.
A virus you contract from anal adventures; The result of too many rim jobs.
Julie, after munching a few butts, came down with fecal face.
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When you shit and it feels like its a small tree sized mega log but it turns out to be rabbit turd sized mini balls
When your shit feels big and it really is small and visa versa.
Wow dude that fecal illusion was intense. Like it felt really just ginormous coming out but when i looked at it, like a good citizen, it was really small. Frickin trippy dude.
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A complete disaster that is a little more PC than shit show.
That meeting quickly turned into a fecal fiesta when he stepped in.
the passing of intestinal gas at a high rate of speed through the rectum, sometimes leaving a spray of stool in the undies
I thought i shit my pants but it was just a fecal cough
When you spray the toilet or entire bathroom with fecal spray.
After eating Taco Bell, I left a fecal tornado in the bathroom.
Refer to Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop. The strings of feces that come out of the Play-Doh Barbershop toy that is inserted into the sphincter.
Gay girl: I kinda want a fecal fry.
Gay Boy: Just shove that Play-Doh toy in my Jewish tuchus and I'll make you some.
Gay girl: Good cause I'm hungry!
See: Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop