7-figure nigger

A millionaire of African American descent, generally male, generally an entertainer. While the term has no racist connotation, it is also not expected to be used by non-African Americans.

50 Cent is a 7-figure nigger, his last album sold several million copies.

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Nauru string figures

The string figures of Nauru are among the most complex patterns produced on string in the world. The island nation of Nauru is the home of an anthropologically fascinating ethnic group whose customs are very similar to those on Polynesian islands.

Some of those Nauru string figures are really beautiful! I have a book that shows how to make them, but they're so tricky, I think I'll have to learn from a a pro like ISFA's Joe D'Antoni!

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stick figure porn

Noun. Pornographic drawings of stick figures. Particularly beloved of bored students and anyone at a corporate meeting. Other - blissfully unaware - attendees tend to be the subject matter.

Mrs Johnson was not pleased with the stick figure porn depictions of her in my maths exercise book.

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six-figure hippie

A wealthy leftie who exhibits the unpleasant shrillness of any political absolutist alongside the stuck-up NIMBY attitudes of any other wealthy person.

A politically-correct, nanny-statist, granola, bleeding heart who make over $100,000 a year in a job that probably violates their professed political beliefs on some level. They are riddled with the guilt of the rich and make up for it by trying to impose their very specific lefty world views where ever they can.

These people are often lawyers, software engineers, real estate salespeople, entertainers, and/or self-help gurus.

Whole Foods Markets are designed to cater to six-figure hippies.

That woman with the designer yoga mat strapped to the top of her Prius, who pays her stylist $100 a month to make her hair look natural.

Over half of the wealthy people who live in places Marin County, California or rural Vermont can be characterized as six-figure hippies.

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figure do me

something said in response to a comment someone says about you / same as 'you think you know me?!' or 'you got me all wrong' or 'Oh yeah? Is that so?'

Fred: "Uh oh, watch out for you food if Francisco's coming to lunch too. He's such a freeloader!"
Francisco: "Figure DO me?!"

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see figure 1

In the high tech world means "fuck you" or "fuck off"

go to google.com and search for SEE FIGURE 1

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four figure salary

(n). Any money in a given year, made working at a variety of low-paying (often per hour, without benefits) jobs.

Categories of jobs include (but not limited to): manual labor, seasonal empoyment, temporary employment, per diem (on call basis), and food work.

Highly skilled and educated people often have to take jobs like these in difficult times.

Hey Will, some friends and I are flying down to Rio for two weeks for a vacation. Do you want to join us?

Sorry, John. I won't be able to, due to my four figure salary.

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