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A really smelly and toxic smelling poo. Reaks of sickness.
Dude, that stinks in there. Smells like someone made a flu poo.
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Flu for birds.
Various forms such as H5N1. It isn't as bad as the Americans make it out to be, just don't have sex with birds.
It is lethal to humans. Very difficult to make a vaccine because we made vaccines from eggs, and eggs come from birds thus preventing us from making an effective vaccine.
Methods of prevention:
1)Wear a condom while fucking birds
2)DON'T GO OFF FUCKING BIRDS IN THE FIRST PLACE!, that is how we got A.I.D.S./HIV right?
3)Don't get raped by a bird.
Symptoms of the BIRD FLU...
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of
bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical
treatment:
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1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to poop on someone's windshield
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One of any number of contagious diseases transmitted through the use of marijuana paraphernalia.
David entered the rotation with a cold, and now we've all got bong flu.
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the feeling of being a little under the weather; when things are not going very well
Tommy had a flu-fla day at school today. Everyone picked on him.
I am feeling a little flu-fla today. My foot hurt all day.
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a ghastly flu-like feeling after far too much partying, self-medication, boozing etc. Self afflicted illness.
Party flu...partying, burning the candle at both ends....
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"Cedrick had to go to clinic to get tested for the Booty-Flu."
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When someone pretends to be ill even though everyone knows their not.
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