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Plaid Fountain

An extremely thin, young looking girl wearing a plaid schoolgirl shirt performing a head/hand stand while urinating. This causes a "fountain" effect as the urine erupts from her cratch and trickles down (up) her body.

"Dude, that girl totally did a plaid fountain for Tyler... Yeah, that skinny bitch did a hand stand and pissed all over herself."

by The Spicy Daddy October 19, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fountain Dismantler

The worst insult in the universe. A person who is called this is the lowest of loser whores now and in any point in time.

Kenny is a fountain dismantler.

by Not Robotic Silence September 27, 2003

13๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Faped a Fountain

When you have not faped for a long period of time, and when you finally do it, you blow a huge load.

"I totally faped a fountain when I came back from summer cam"

by Screechingmu August 22, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fountains of Varnoth

Place where people who are cheesing their balls off can swim with the Itty-Titty Fairies of Mammary mountain.

Gerald Broflovski and Kenny McCormick were both seen getting high on cat urine which is referring to as "cheesing" in the South Park episode Major Boobage. While in their "cheesed" state they would enter a world heavily influenced by the 1981 film Heavy Metal where they would set out to claim the boob princess and lather her rockin tits in water. They would do battle in a variety of arenas such as the Breastriary, and get to swim in the Fountains of Varnoth, none of which were real since they were just cheesed out of their minds.

by Papi Chulo Judan July 28, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jack fountain

A man in a group who is jizzed on repeatedly.

Did you see tim last night. He was the jack fountain.

by A friend of jack May 23, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Yellow Fountain

When one puts an oily hot dog up the urethra and tries to release urine. The painful result is urine scattering in all directions; hence a yellow fountain.

A: Did you hear about jesse last night?
B: No, what did she do?
A: I heard he got drunk and did a yellow fountain!

by UtikzBoss January 18, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


kak fountain

A penis, specifically when it shoots large amounts of semen in a single or biforcated pattern.

I saw Ashley the other day and she was ovulating so I let her lick my kak fountain.

by Jacob King April 24, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž