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Concentrated gathering of useless individuals
The C-suite at the State department? Parasitic freckle of cunts.
When the blue porta potty water splashes up to your butt sheeks.
I took a big dump in the porta potty, and the splash gave me Smurf Freckles.
the act of placing two jump lead cables (attched to a car battery) to a girls nipples a zap them to the point they fall of
i gave that bitch some crispy freckles last night
When you poop into a pair of panty hose or stocking, and then smack your naked partner with it.
I heard she gave him a Freckled Muffin last night!
When you want to say something funny but can’t come up with it fast enough. Say this instead.
Person A: “You’ve got mad bed head.”
Person B: “… Yeah, well… Freckle sweats.”
When you partner sucks a fart out of your ass and you accidently shart. Or you could be a sick fuck and do it on purpose.
Hey Borris, did you lay pipe on that slut amber last night. Na man but she did agree to suck a fart out of my ass. Oh Borris, your a sick fuck. I know man, but the best part is I had just eaten 4 bean boritos, I hate to say it but I was givin freckles.