French kiss

When two people do mouth-fight for a chewing gum without a chewing gum.

- Do you like French kiss?
- I prefer French fries.

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French Rag

When You Go Down On A Girl While She's On The Rag.

"She Wanted Me To Fuck Her While She Was On Her Period But She Didn't Exspect A French Rag."

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French compliment

A statement phrased like a compliment that is actually more condescending than flattering, generally coming from a beautiful French woman.

"You speak French very well, for an American."

"I just love the way you embrace your round figure when you dance."

"You must have a fantastic metabolism. I would never be able to eat such a big dessert."

"How daring of you to wear such a lively color."

"Marie just told me my bag was 'interesting.' I'm pretty sure that was a French compliment."

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french knickers

A type of wide-legged knickers, normally made from silk or satiny material, often trimmed with lace.

During the summer, Woofie found the coolest underthings were french knickers, unless she went commando. She loved a gentle breeze on her beaver.

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french dot

A political position of a French bureaucrat, not worthy of being called a "point", and thus "dot." A "punctus gallicus."

Jacques Chirac is famous for his idiotic French Dots.

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French roulette

A game in involving three or more people, including at least one male; one male sits while the others take turns giving him oral sex, for thirty seconds each. The person providing head when he attains orgasm is the winner.

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French Horn

frenCH ˈhôrn
noun.
The act of fellatio on a man (classically of french origin or descent) while simultaneously inserting one's hand into their anus in analogous fashion to the manner in which the musical instrument is played.

Marcel had a very severe erection when he gave Gaston a french Horn.

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