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When some does your ass wrong, or tries to play you
That bitch ain’t gimme no type of sauce bruh, on god she fucking me over.
idiom; used to express feelings of extreme frustration, exasperation, annoyance, surprise, resignation, or disappointment
"Yyyyeah, V, I'm gonna need you to work another eight hours while your 'sick' coworker goes out partying and whoring herself."
"Oh, fuck me twice!"
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"Fuck me twice, I can't believe that 'Signs' sucked so bad."
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What you say as a drummer when you don't pay attention and keep playing 15 seconds after the song ends.
Dave Mustaine: (Finishes playing Paranoid cover) Nick, Nick NICK!!!!
Nick Menza: (Finally stops playing) Fuck me running...
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Another Australian expression of frustration, disbelief or amazement. Less popular cousin to fuck me dead.
"Hey mate, the Cats lost by 105 points today." "Fuck me rigid!"
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High spikey and cutaway women's shoes. Often abbreviated to FM shoes.
Look at her in those Fuck Me shoes.
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Words a female would use during sexual intercourse
Shandaquafius: Oh Requisition fuck me hard right in the pussy!
Requisition: I can’t! My dick has gone as far as it can go!
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Size XXS shirt worn by a chick with big tits so she can get fucked. The bigger the tits and the smaller the shirt, the better the fuck me shirt.
Dude #1: yo, did you see that chick?
Dude #2: yeah, I got a bad case of titlash
Dude #3: no shit, that was a mad fuck me shirt she had on.
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