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squirrel gag

When a big black man chokes a small asian woman during sex. The noise she makes sounds like a squirrel gagging.

Jerome: Ah hell yeah!

Tyler: What's the matter Jerome?

Jerome: My girl wants me to do some squirrel gag!

by OFFENSIVE WORD FOR A BLACK MAN February 3, 2018


gag on this root

When someone makes you angry or just joking you say how about you gag on this root or also suck on this bird.

Bob: Your so stupid I swear
Brett:You can gag on this root

by Creator of gag on this root January 19, 2017


Gag name

A false name used to elicit humor through its simultaneous resemblance to a real name on the one hand, and to a term or phrase that is funny, strange, or vulgar on the other hand.

Common Gag names:

"Amanda Huggenkiss",
"Mike Rotch"
"Philip McCooter"
"Heywood Jablome"
"Sofa King great"

Example 1:
Park Official: "Son, you know you can not have motorized vehicles within the state park, what is your name?"

Suspect:"I was unaware of such laws sir, my name is Philip...Philip McCooter."

Park Official: "Well Philip, I will let you off with a warning this time."

Example 2:
Bartender: "Moe's Bar, Can I help you?"

Guy on phone: "Yes, can I speak to Amanda Huggenkiss"

Bartender: (anouncing to bar patrons), "Is there Amanda Huggenkiss here?"

by Seaman Alvarez July 18, 2009

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meat gag

To force your penis into someones mouth in order to make them stop talking.

The bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up so I gave her the meat gag.

by PeeBee January 15, 2004

45๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


GAG Face

1)a girl who thinks she's scene, but in all reality she's a poseur.
2) a girl who thinks she's cute but really she's really ugly
3)a girl who thinks it's cute to drink with other people's ex and flirt her ugly little head off
4)normally a girl who is sooo skinny if she fell she would break
5)a girl who normally has short hair but then got really horrible,really long extensions
6)gagfaces names are normally always SHELBY

1)"OMG LOOK AT THAT GIRL!! SHE IS SUCH A GAG Face!!!! w/ her hollister shirt tied in the back and skinny jeans. she tries too hard"
2)"EWWWW. Shelby is a GAG Face!"
3)"That girl is such a GAG Face!doesnt she know doing that will get her butt kicked?!"
4)"That anorexic girl is a GAG Face..i kinda feel bad for here. she should be in an institution"
5)"After Britney Spears shaved her had she bacame a GAG Face.
6)"Shelby is the total definition of a GAG Face"

by Mae<3 January 19, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


gagging goggles

when someone chokes on ones penis so much that they start gagging and cant breathe as if they were trying to breathe through their nose while wearing swimming goggles.

yo Jerry, i was giving her the gagging goggles last night when she was on my wein. -hcwcane or other known as swelling cooter.

by hcwcane November 21, 2016

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


gag-reflexology

When receiving a massage followed by oral sex. Like a rub and tug but she uses her mouth. Aka the rub-n-suck, the philipino throat rub, and the good ol' tonsil massage.

Went to Asia Garden day spa, they had a half off gag-Reflexology massage special.

by CheddaB225 March 8, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž