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The term that's used to describe the fact that global warming is not happening anymore, but weird weather is happening instead. If there's 10 feet of snow on the ground it's hard to blame global warming so elite environmental snobs of the world, like Thomas Friedman of the New York Times, just say it's weird but trust us, the earth still has a fever.
Sure the US has had 12 major snowstorms this year, and England is having it's coldest winter in 1000 years, but it's because of global weirding.
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The mass takeover of the world by porn, resulting in nobody leaving their computers or tvs due to being completely infatuated with porn.
I'm wacking off, my parents are in the other room masturbating, my grandparents are fapping in their tombs. We're experiencing global porning.
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Minatozaki Sana. Minatozaki Sana is the most gorgeous, beautiful, amazing, funny girl. She’s all in one. An ace perhaps. (SANA WORLD DOMINATION) Sana out visualizes everyone else
Person 1: Woah did you hear sana singing in twice’s new song?
Person 2: Sana? As in Minatozaki Sana? The global IT girl!! She’s so pretty, I wish I could kiss her.
Person 1: Right?!
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It sounds good, and for that reason some people are going to try and make a lot of money off it.
As long as the insurance companies could come up with some convincing statistics and scientific sounding results to back their global warming claim, they had an excuse to make a lot more money by raising insurance rates. They would live even more like kings/queens than they already did off the extra money.
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global yawning is used instead of global warming...for people that are totally fed up of hearing global warming
I feel I am having a 'global yawning' situation coming on!
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Making a large profit from a small job or endeavor.
The two boys are going global at the arcade a.ka. hacking the ticket games and winning a lot of prizes.
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Something cool supervillains who wear sunglasses and have David Bowie accents strive to achieve. May or may not be said with long pauses between each word, followed by a deep breath. Typically foiled by those pricks from the BSAA.
Uruboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring complete global saturation.
*Deep breath*
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