Unicorn Helmet

This is when you are Having sex with a girl with a prosthetic leg or arm. You take it off and wear it as a helmet while you keep fucking her.

She didn't have a problem with me pulling a Unicorn helmet while fucking her last night. I must say i felt like a is a mythological creature in bed!

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gerry helmet

the gland on the tip of ones penis. named due to its uncanny resemblence to german soldiers helmets during the first and second world wars. can give great pleasure when rubbed.

have you seen the state of craig smiths cheesy gerry helmet??? he should see a docter about that shit!

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the helmet catch

The Helmet Catch- great games have defining plays, and this was it. It was 3rd and long for the Giants in their own territory with around 1 minute left in the game and a big play was required. It starts with a snap. Within moments, New England's defense had gotten through the offensive line's wall, as the Giants play, known as the Phantom begins to fall apart, and the Patriots get to Manning himself, with Adalius Thomas even grabbing a hold of the young gun slinger's jersey. Through sheer will, he tore himself from the clutches of the mighty defensive playmaker and found himself a bit of a clearing in a disintegrating pocket. Then, he waited a moment to gather himself (and possibly look downfield), before he launched what could only be referred to as a Hail Mary to Tyree, or more likely anyone who was beyond the first down marker. Already an incredible play becomes legendary as the ball hangs in the air for seconds, apparently destined for Patriot hands. But, out of nowhere, Tyree sticks his mitt in the air to try to catch it. Because the ball was out of his reach, the embattled receiver could not catch the ball with two hands, and because the ball was not thrown in a spiral, he had no chance to catch the ball in one palm (a rare feat that I have seen a select few players accomplish during a game, including Randy Moss). So, he brought the ball down with his hand and pressed it firmly against the back part of his round helmet. Did, I forget to mention that he was being hit by Rodney Harrison, one of the most feared and dirty players in the league, doing everything he could to prevent the catch. Harrison knocked Tyree flat on his back. To sum up, this guy must have reached 10 feet in the air, grabbed the ball with his outstretched hand and pushed it against his helmet, while being hit, and landing from that great leap, flat on his back. Of course he kept holding the ball long after his body collided with the floor resulting in a giant thud. If that was the go ahead touchdown play, that would perhaps be the finest moment in Superbowl history. Alas, it wasn't a touchdown, and Manning's touchdown pass to Tyree (yes, the same unheralded guy,) which occurred minutes earlier, was notable only as a good play design, a good route, and a great pass from Manning. But, the Helmet Catch will live on as the defining play of one of the greatest Superbowls ever and one of the great upsets in sports.
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Eli threw to Tyree for the greatest catch in superbowl history-the helmet catch.

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helmet hair

The too-perfectly-coiffed hairdo of a 25 to 45 year-old junior league member or the church lady's daughter who sprays so much hair spray on her hair that when you touch it, it's like touching a football helmet: secure and immovable. Often found in combination with caked makeup. pejorative.

Out of respect, grandmothers, women over 55 and church ladies are granted dispensation from being labeled as having helmet hair.

Jenny-Sue has helmet hair.

Jenny-Sue is a helmet hair.

The helmet hairs cleared the nave of flowers after the wedding.

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Douche Helmet

An oversized fitted baseball hat with no bend in the brim worn to the side by African-American males or white buffoons.

Tarik wore his best douche helmet last Friday night to compliment his XXXL white t-shirt.

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helmet on loose

refering to having a few screws loose
senseless, acting like a retard

as the train came across the tressle an idiot was sitting on the tracks he then got scared and fell off and landed right in a big pile of horse shit and the conductor stuck his head out the window as he stopped and yelled out "dont play on the train tressel with your helmet on loose"

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mudd helmet

The small amount of fecal matter left on the tip of your penis after anal sex, resembling a small mudd helmet

Dude, I fuckin love anal, but maaan, i hate removing the mudd helmet!!

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