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1) A person who appears in your life; mainly dormant, but when they appear, they are annoying as fuck
2) Simply put, a pussy ass bitch who won't shut the fuck up
Friend 1: Fuck, Sheila is in my English class! I haven't seen her since sophomore year!
Friend 2: Literally she is human herpes.
The residue left on your hands, feet and your clothes after handling Christmas ornaments. Also known as glitter/sparkles. It is very hard to remove this, as it spreads across your body at every touch.
Guy 1: Hey man, high five for finishing putting up the Christmas tree!
Guy 2: No way! I don't want to catch the Christmas herpes!
Romantic feelings you shouldn't have, for someone you shouldn't have them for, (usually a casual sex partner or friend.)
Catching heart herpes. herpes of the heart.
"I caught heart herpes for my friend with benefits."
"It's all fun and games til you catch heart herpes."
A beard or any facial hair grown in excess to provide cover for glaring facial herpes and cold sores.
Ex. John: Hey Mike, did you see Paul's herpe curtain today?
Mike: Totally, too bad ginger beards just make it look worse.
beards herpes
When a David Johnson is seperate for a long period of time, without regular double dutch ruddering each other they develop a facial herpes virus
Got a little herps because betts has been on course for a month
Present participle of herp-nerd (Verb).
The act of engaging in behavior which focuses on an object or circumstance peripheral to the immediate object or circumstance at hand.
The act of herp-nerding essentially introduces an extra element of humor by slightly derailing norms by focusing on something that doesn't need to be focused on, making it the new topic of focus. This act alters the attention from the immediate focus, to a peripheral focus.
(ex 1): Two individuals sit in a restaurant looking over a menu. This is the (normal) immediate object or circumstance at hand.
Herp-nerding would ensue if one or both of the two individuals were to take the menu, the silverware, and all objects on both sides of a table and attempt to match them up equally, as if each of the objects on both ends of the table were mirror images of one another.
The focus (and act of herp-nerding) would shift from reading the menu and ordering food, to mirroring the objects--the focus changed (from reading/ordering food) to (playing with and mirroring the objects on the table).