hose beast

In short, someone (usually female) who is generally unpleasant to be around. Basically the female equivalent of bastard.

Oh God, I HATE Christy. She's suh a fucking hose beast to everyone.

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Hose Hound

An attractive woman, with an unusually huge Ass

Harry: "Oh, look at the fun bags on that hose hound!" Lloyd: "I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti!"

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Angry Hose

The act of urinating on a woman's face, then shortly thereafter slapping her with the genitals.

I pulled an Angry Hose last night and we broke up.

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hose monkey

Generally applies to men.
To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...
Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.
See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

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Hose Hound

A woman worthy of banging. A sexy babe.

Look at the funbags on that Hose Hound!

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hose monster

1. A woman who seeks out well endowed men. 2. A woman who is just plain old slutty.

Jennifer is such a hose monster, she slept with three different guys last week!

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Panty Hose

A substitute word for condom

condomhatrubbertrojan

"hey do you have the panty hose?"
"yeah."
"okay...let's do this!"
(strange noises come from bedroom)

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