one of the good ones

The way a racist white person describes a black person that agrees with them in their social and political views.

Redneck: Who did you vote for?
Black person: Trump!
Redneck: Oh! So you're one of the good ones!

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One

I love you!

Until one day…
Until I can be complete…
One day!

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nine-one-one

*The name for the phone number to call in case of an emergency.

*What some people call Nine-Eleven.

"Quick call Nine-One-One!!"
"What's the number?!"

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one

bye; cya lata

Osama: Bye shaq!
Shaq: one

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no-one

idiotic and needs to stop hitting on girls

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One

A number you can't count to.

Greg: Bob, can you count numbers?
Bob: Yeah, um, no.
Greg: One, One you fucking idiot.

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ones if

kinda like what if

ones if you are a fuckin moron called ssttiinngg.....????

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