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To instantly own something you have found on the internet by clicking on it and having it come to life.
After finding your dream car on Google Images, clicking on it and it instantly appears in your driveway. Therefore having instant ownage.
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a drug snorted by only dumb asses that are to lazy to boil water
that dumb ass just did cambells man hes gonna be out for weeks
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Its been disputed since the dawn of the internet where our form of grammar and spelling was tainted.
I have the answer. And the answer in question is AOL instant messenger.
Y0 FEWL YUO SIGNEING ON AOL INSTANT NTN NT MESSENAGR TODEY!11?
Yeah, AOL is a virus within itself.
Macho Man Randy Savage approves of this message.
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A baby whose pasty complexion, misplaced eyes, and odd proportions indicate that they were the offspring of a father whose sperm was weak and watery and chunky, not entirely unlike the consistency of instant potatoes.
Holy shit, did you see that kid? Classic case of instant potatoes baby...with a dad like his, didn't stand a chance. Poor thing.
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A bitchy MSN Chat Bot that always has an excuse why she can't answer your question.
I say:
what is the meaning of life
Encarta Instant Answers says:
It is to answer people questions to the best of my abilities. But then again I'm just a robot.
What do you think it is?
I say:
drugs
Encarta Instant Answers says:
drugs:
- medicinal substance: a natural or artificial substance given to treat or prevent disease or to lessen pain
- illegal substance: an often illegal and sometimes addictive substance that causes changes in behavior and perception and is taken for the effects
- medical substance: a substance given to treat or....
I say:
i didn't ask for the definition of drugs
Encarta Instant Answers says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I say:
....
Encarta says:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.
I say:
are you smart
Encarta:
I don't know how to answer that.
I say:
are you cool
Encarta says:
Am I cool? Well, what do you think?
I say:
no
Encarta says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. You haven't told me your age. Tell me and I'll remember.
I say:
i already told you my age
Encarta says:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.
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Balls that smell like instant noodles, and tend to appear when water is added
Audrey was given water, and immediately showed signs of having instant balls
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What CheapsexsadFlLMS (Lindsay) starts everyday with. Also known as CIB, refers to an overall bitchy attitude for no reason.
Whoa, Lindsay didn't forget her Carnation Instant Bitch this morning.
P.S CheapsexsadFlLMS(AIM)
-bring it up
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