Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To

Double entendre, stemming from HotForWords' offer of a chance to win an autographed iPad by joining a site she linked to from her lesson on "Double Entendre" ("I'd like to double HER entendre" - The Todd, SCRUBS)

You won an iPad that HotForWords autographed? Oooh ... (Yoda say) Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To ... Yehhhhhhhhhhhs!

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M4 iPad Pro

Still an iPad. At launch is still just a tablet that has an SoC (System-on-Chip) that is way to powerful for the device because iPadOS (the operating system for iPad is just too limited in terms of… anything.. really…?

The promotional material for the iPad pissed off the tech enthusiast corner of the internet. Apple apologized, then moved on.

Now tech enthusiasts are just waiting for Apple’s WWDC24 to see if they FINALLY allow users to run MacOS on the iPad to fully take advantage of the new SoC.

The new M4 iPad Pro is an amazing Netflix machine.

iPad kid syndrome

If a child is so glued to an iPad screen that if he/she has it removed it will cause an explosion.

“Mom! He is not putting the family iPad down!”
Mom: “oh not another case of iPad kid syndrome! “

iPad cat

a cat that has seen so many videos and/or games for cats that they try to tap/play with any screen they see and are no longer engaged by regular cat toys. they need to play with a screen to stay entertained, much like an iPad kid.

friend: “why is your cat pawing at your phone screen?”
me: “I showed him too many cat videos and he became an iPad cat”

Crusty ipad kids

The reason why we use condums. Also the result of fatherlessness. These kids are retarded to say the least. They are a different breed of human who live their iPads because they're parents are fucking terrible and only bought them the iPad so they don’t have to socialize with their kids. They usually are 500 FUCKING POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND THRIE TANTRUMS WHEN THEY CAN BRAIN ROY THEMSELVES WITH THE FUCKING RETARED AND DEAD LAND OF YOUTUBE SHORTS. they are setup for failure in every way and will most definitely will not enjoy the world of “outside” if they are exposed to the great outdoors, they WILL HAVE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FUCKING TEMPERTANTRUM KNOWN TO MAN. PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKING TARDS.

Look dude, theres Crusty iPad kids!

It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,

Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it

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iPadible

adj.
Portmanteau of iPad and compatible. Used to describe actions that previously required the use of a computer, but now can be done on the iPad.

I used to spend hours in front of my laptop writing papers, but now word processing is so iPadible.

Mickeys iPad

An iPad which has been used to look at African porn and is very sticky afterwards

Aww man I’ve got a mickeys iPad