Carpet shoes

Rectangle pieces of carpet usually the size of the bottom of shoes. Used to hide any foot prints from border patrol when illegal immigrants carry bales of marijuana across the Mexican/American border.

I was in the desert yesterday and found three pairs of carpet shoes.

shoe fucking

When you put your cockhead in the toe of your girlfriends shoe, hook the heel behind your ballsack and slide or fuck the shoe.

My girlfriend wears a size 8 1/2 shoe. It's a perfect fit for shoe fucking.

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Nice Shoes

An expression usually followed by "wanna fuck" as a very bad chat up line, which does often work. The expression "Nice shoes..." can be said alone, with the hope the other person will realise what you are asking them, if they do and say yes, you've pulled, if they realise and say no, you say "i have no idea what you mean, i like your shoes". It is also an inside joke shared between many, in which "Nice shoes..." is shouted across the room to a friend, then they reply "wanna fuck?!"

Me: "Hey syafiera, nice shoes! *winks*"
Syafiera: "Wanna fuck!?"

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OH SHOE

It's another way of saying oh shit
A thing that has to be said loud!

1. "Oh shoe! Did you see that guy? He just owned him!"

2. "Oh shoe, have you seen my cellphone somewhere? I just lost it :("

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jesters-shoes

The involuntary curling of ones toes on reaching the 'vinegar strokes'.

Camera four, zoom in on Gunter he's got the jesters-shoes!

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shoe wedgie

The term for when someone ties their shoes so tight that the opposite sides actually touch in the middle above the tongue.

Person 1: Hey, look at Mike, he's got a shoe wedgie...

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concrete shoes

A method of human disposal, developed and perfected by the Italian mob. Involves encasing a person's feet in poured concrete, and dumping them, alive or dead, into a deep body of water.

"Luco Brata sleeps with the fishes. We just fitted him for concrete shoes."

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