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When you stick a tazer up a girls vagina (as you would a dildo) then she is in a dormant state and you fulfill your sexual needs such as boning her as you both slide down the stairs on a sled or as you make another girl have sex with her. This all happens all while she eats her favorite marshmallow.
I completely got her in a the stunned jellyfish.
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A term that is used for a Scene girl's vagina. It originated as both Jellyfish and Cupcakes are cute things that Scene girls can often randomly refer too. However, They also both have qualities that can be related to a vagina. A Jellyfish being wet, sometimes smelly with many squishy parts, and a cupcake as it's small, harmless and delicious.
Man, I would love to pound her Jellyfish-Cupcake!
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A jellyfish cunt is a cunt that is extremely moist, loose and easily moulded by the hands... is loose and jelly-like much like a jellyfish...
"how was she man?"
"that was the worst cunt i've ever fucked, she had the worst jellyfish cunt ever"
"no way, that's gross dude..."
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I beat off in the shower, now there are bathtub jellyfish circling the drain.
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n. (jel-ee-fish kiss-ez) - The sensation you get right after you shave, when your skin tingles enough to sting but not enough to hurt.
Jeff: "Hey, does it hurt you to shave sometime, Tom?
Tom: "Oh, yeah! I get jellyfish kisses all of the time when I shave! Just use some mild lotion, takes the sting out right away!"
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the slimy jellyfish;
a sexual manuever that can only be performed while your already having sexual intercourse. Do everything you usually do, then right as the male is about to orgasm(semen). He shoves the tip of his penis right onto one of the nostrils of his partner. As the semen goes into the nose, the reciever will experience a tickling sensation. Thus causing them to sneeze, making the semen fly out onto their chest. Leaving what looks to be the tentacles of a jellyfish.
last night me and (blank) were doin it like rabbits and i did the slimy jellyfish. ;)
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An ugly bra found in stores; usually found in sizes 36DDD and up.
The fat girl in my gym class gets stuck wearing dead jellyfish, while the thinner girls wear normal bras.
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