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According to google dictionary! John means:
a toilet.
a prostitute's client.
John is so hot that he can attract all the females in the entire planet, but he can't keep any of them, at the end he ends up with a whore. John is so handsome that his lover gave up on him and will not even use him as a toilet.
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John is an out of shape, balding man, who often smells of stale liquor and strippers.
His ill fitting clothes have empty pockets, are often in need of laundry.
If he asks for a small loan until next payday, say no.
Possessing undersized sex organs, he even fails at obtaining carnal knowledge at brothels, even when armed with a stack of $100 bills.
In spite of himself, he has been know to have sex, sometimes with other people, but rarely satisfies anyone including himself.
He was never a boy scout.
He often fails to understand the rules or follow them, even if he did understand.
His only real friend is an old horse, named Rocinante.
No one is sure if his parents had any children that lived.
Additionally should you meet him, he will fast become your favorite person in the world, besides every other person in the world.
He is impossible to underestimate.
At one point, he demonstrated his inability to empty piss out of a boot as he could not follow the instructions written on the heel.
He will make you wish you had more middle fingers.
If he was any dumber, someone would have to water him twice a week.
girl1: There's a man standing over there looking creepy. Should we alert the authorities?
girl2: Oh! We really don't need to. That's just John. He's perfectly harmless, but nonetheless creepy.
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He is a very funny guy, he thinks outside the box a lot and loves music. If he puts his mind to it he will achieve it most likely in the music industry, most John’s have nice muscles, long legs, and fingers. He can be hard to read at times but eventually he will open up, he is mostly an amazing singer ho doesn’t sing good by himself but harmonies with almost anybody. He may act gay and look gay but he’s not he is very passionate about girls.
“He John”
“Eww it’s john”
“Don’t talk about him that way”
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John is the guy every female wants.he is very loyal.he is very cute and is smart.he is not mean
John is cute
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he is a nice person and will be a great best friend. he always hangs out with the most stupidest people/group.
person 1 : hey did u see john
person 2 : yeah he is my best friend
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A big bucktee, with no friends. Smells like curry, or whatever culture they are from. Only gets guys, no girls.
P1: You know John?
P2: Oh yeah that bucktee?
P1: Yeah ik right and he smells like fish.
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