Junk Journalism

Junk journalism: a news story that is written without adequate research, investigation or information before publication. Junk journalism is aimed to promote traffic to news site or to get public patronage by fabricating alarming pack of lies to newsreaders.

Junk Journalism: armchair journalist, make-up journalism

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What the Junk?

Quite possibly the coolest non-profane exclamation there is.

Its got the powerful "What the -"
with the added on "Junk!"

("Junk" on its own can be used as an interjection.)

And the best part? "What the Junk?" comes with free refills. So you can Wtj all day long for frizzle.

RiQ - D00d, What the Junk? That meteor smash was soo cheap! uber-fail!

Noah - lol, how do you like my leetsauce?

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junk show

A person that is a walking disaster or that really needs to pull it together.

I was such a junk show because of my hangover, I couldn't get anything done.

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junk trunks

Fitted Boxer Briefs. Extremely tight underwear that shows the definition of a guy's manhood (package).

I saw Scott walking around in his Junk Trunks and there was little left to the imagination.

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Junk Muzzle

An athletic cup. Used to protect your junk, and most importantly, to keep it off others in cases of close contact. It's most lending description is the function it performs for high school and collegiate wrestling, and MMA events.

It's a good thing Bob was wearing a junk muzzle during the wrestling match. When he took down Dave his batch landed right in his face!

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Jooky Junk

Useless merchandise that could be "bought" with points from cans of Jooky.

I got my new Jooky hernia belt. Thanks, Jooky!

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Junkity Junk

Something that you do not want to receive or hear. More than junk, it is über junk.

"I do not want to hear junkity junk excuses."

"Don't bring me junkity junk and expect to get paid."

"It can be on sale for 99% off, I am not buying that junkity junk."