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A state that may be achieved by taking off every zig.
For great justice, take off every zig.
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Something that is impossible without taking off EVERY last zig. In order to take off a zig you must know what you doing. This is the reason WHY you must take off the zig.
Basically, it's like playing a horrible video game. "Damn, that storyline is great... but the game is boring... must play..."
McDoodleBob: So, why should I take of every zig? Just because I KNOW what I do?
Captain: No, take off every zig... for great justice...
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When initially you and a girl hate each other but somewhere along the line you have sex with her. You fuck her extra hard as revenge for her being a bitch to you. That's cock justice.
My coworker Julie is a fucking rude bitch. I hate the tramp. She hates me too. Two months later I noticed that there is a weird sexual tension between Julie and I. We hate each other but I know she wants to have sex with me.Last Friday I had to work late with her and I fucked her brains out on my desk. I fucked her extra hard because I still hate her. Cock justice.
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Poetic justice is a literary device in which virtue is ultimately rewarded or vice punished, often in modern literature by an ironic twist of fate intimately related to the character's own conduct.
Poetic justice is referred to in "The Simpsons" episode "Boy Scoutz N the Hood." When Bart returns home from a Junior Campers meeting Homer asks "How was jerk practice boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees and build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs?" The chair that Homer is sitting on then breaks and he declares "D'oh! Stupid poetic justice."
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I think we ALL know who Victoria Justice is
interviewer : Who is the most musical out of all of you?
the victorious cast: Ariana definitely
Victoria Justice: i think we are ALL musical
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The often genitally violent karmic results of your naughtiness. Those with unbalanced Chodal Karma must be purged with forceful propulsion of limbs towards the happy sack.
Scrotal Justice is enforced by the Scrotal Infantry who use Scrotal Violence as authorized by the Scrotal Magistrate.
Mr. Jones put on steel-toed boots in preparation to exact scrotal justice on his target offender.
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When an online "hive mind" or forum does a vigilante mission in real life, on behalf of victims.
"Dear community. I need some hive justice. I'm facing a lawsuit for $18,000 from a stock photo site that claims I stole one of their photos, when in fact they stole it from me!"
"Oh man, James had so much crap done to him IRL after he posted that YouTube of him abusing a cat. That's some hive justice right there."
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