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Golden Laptop

The golden laptop refers to Jaden Reid's laptop being spray-painted in gold, and then the participants that are painting trace their dongs onto the laptop. They hide under the table until Reid sits down, then the participants jump out and skull fuck him until he has a phobia of laptops and the colour gold.

Man should be do the golden laptop to Jaden Reid

by Aiden_Fullertons homophobic 🍅 February 27, 2024


Golden Laptop

The Golden Laptop is a fun game where you spray-paint someone's laptop gold preferably JR. To begin the game you have to run over to the person (JR) and shout "Golden Laptop". This gives the person who shouted Golden Laptop the chance to pin the Person (JR) and do whatever you want to him. This could be anything and everything preferable stuff like setting his pubes on fire, stapling his eyes shut, or even 💀f***ing him.

Person 1: "I'm kind of bored right now, I don't know what to do".
Person 2: "We should play Golden Laptop, when JR leaves let's paint his laptop gold".
Person 1: " He's on his way back".
JR: " Who the f*** painted my laptop gold, I'm f***ing kill you".
Person 1: " GOLDEN LAPTOP".
Person 2: " I called dibs on ripping his toe nails off".

by Aiden_Fullertons homophobic 🍅 March 4, 2024


golden laptop

golden laptop is where you spray paint your dick in golden and then skull fuck someone until their skull implodes in golden cum.

jaden reid im going to give you the golden laptop after school

by damo dazza February 27, 2024


Framework Laptop

Imagine you have a big box of Lego bricks. Each brick is like a part of a computer. Now, the Framework laptop is like a special Lego set where you can easily take apart and change each piece. So, if you want to make your computer faster, you can swap out a slow Lego brick for a faster one. And if you need more space to store your games or pictures, you can add more storage bricks. It's like building your own special computer using Lego pieces that you can change whenever you want!

I love building Framework laptops using Lego Bricks!

by 4uffin May 15, 2024


laptop time

when someone allocates time to be on their laptop, whether it be to view porn, update their blog, or find the best hotel deal.

We only have a few days to spend together, but I know how much he loves his laptop time... so I've got to adjust my expectations.

by GlazeHer July 18, 2017


Warming your hands under her laptop

Where you put your hands under his her crotch to warm them in a cold environment

Dude, stop warming your hands under her laptop, it looks awkward.

by DesertofSong January 12, 2011


Laptop Back

Spending an excessive amount of time on the Brickie’s Laptops.

Boys I can’t come tonight I have a serious case of laptop back.

by Davico June 30, 2019