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The Golden Laptop is a fun game where you spray-paint someone's laptop gold preferably JR. To begin the game you have to run over to the person (JR) and shout "Golden Laptop". This gives the person who shouted Golden Laptop the chance to pin the Person (JR) and do whatever you want to him. This could be anything and everything preferable stuff like setting his pubes on fire, stapling his eyes shut, or even 💀f***ing him.
Person 1: "I'm kind of bored right now, I don't know what to do".
Person 2: "We should play Golden Laptop, when JR leaves let's paint his laptop gold".
Person 1: " He's on his way back".
JR: " Who the f*** painted my laptop gold, I'm f***ing kill you".
Person 1: " GOLDEN LAPTOP".
Person 2: " I called dibs on ripping his toe nails off".
golden laptop is where you spray paint your dick in golden and then skull fuck someone until their skull implodes in golden cum.
jaden reid im going to give you the golden laptop after school
Same as the Iphone effect, but with a laptop.
guy 1: "Guys, save the table while I'm going to get some food."
(while waiting, one friend takes out their laptop to fill the blank, then another, then another)
(the other comes back, sits, feels awkward because of the silence)
guy 1: "Ah, that laptop effect is killing the conversation, just stop!"
Dude who has either bigger balls then jupiter or cant afford and pc
"Hey dude i heard he/she is an laptop gamer"
The laptop pause is when you are going to turn on your laptop in a public place and hesitate to remember whether you left anything embarrassing open last night.
I had to buy a second computer for work only so I wouldn't have to do the laptop pause.
The laptop pause is when you are going to turn on your laptop in a public area and hesitate to remember if you left anything embarrassing open the night before.
I had to buy another computer for work only so I wouldn't have to do the laptop pause.
Imagine you have a big box of Lego bricks. Each brick is like a part of a computer. Now, the Framework laptop is like a special Lego set where you can easily take apart and change each piece. So, if you want to make your computer faster, you can swap out a slow Lego brick for a faster one. And if you need more space to store your games or pictures, you can add more storage bricks. It's like building your own special computer using Lego pieces that you can change whenever you want!
I love building Framework laptops using Lego Bricks!