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Drivers License

Phoebe Bridgers for straight people

"Wow have you listened to drivers license? That shit made me cry."
"Phoebe bridgers owns my entire soul"
"uh yeah that's cool too I guess"

by queerlittlepissbaby June 16, 2021


license to grow

An individual who always smells heavily of cannabis.

That dude smells like week all the time, he must have a license to grow it.

by kevinjanko May 16, 2021


artistic license

Any choice made in the production of anything the artist calls art.

"So I took a bit of artistic license, okay? It's called "Queen Kong Lear", about an apewoman who feels unloved by her sons. If Shakespeare were alive today he'd totally love it."

by Monkey's Dad March 10, 2020


License

Oh hey yeah Mikey was telling me about that. That's crazy! What's funny is that what you said is exactly how I described what's happening to me. You do that a lot. Intentionally. Seemingly intentionally. I mean, 'a tweet for help?' Come on now. I mean, you know back in 2018 (I started in 2017 btw) I was in the sex cult but I was fan. Really. We didn't have a problem until the Andy Ngo episode of the Jordan B. Peterson podcast. Where you and your father started doing the thing that you're doing here.

Hym "Wow honey, you sound crazy saying that shit. 'The government has infiltrated the colleges!' People are going to think you're nuts. I wouldn't have posted that if I was you. And, you know, I was telling Mike something about this license earlier. I says to him, I says: 'You know, it's ironic that they're coming for him because he said (about the activist-types) they need to be careful what they say because someone they are talking about may be on a board that determines whether or not you get a grant or keep your license.' And I thought that was funny because that is the opposite of meritocracy. That's literally just equity without the racial element. See, I hope that trying to hoist me by my own petard isn't having any real world consequences for you... You know? Cus you would look pretty fucking stupid if you tried to impose my own personal hell on me and then got caught doing it...

Right? Because he's the book God's one true prophet and all... It would make him look pretty bad. And not me 'Hym' but 'him' him... Especially if I am autistic... That would be even worse for you, right? Hilarious. Nobody made you do any of this (by the way). You could have done the right thing at any time. I mean, if this is how you act when you believe an omniscient reality monster is watching, I'd hate to see you when no one is watching... But, hey, I'm here if you need anything. A place to stay. A sneaky link (your husband has to pretend I don't exist so it doesn't count as cheating 😘). Anything. You know how the old saying goes 'A daughter of my eternal rival is a daughter of mine' Which... ew, kind of makes my solicitation gross... ugh, yeah, you know what? That's off the table. We just... Yeah, no... It just wouldn't feel right at this point but, hey, anything other than sex and I'm there, kay? That license shit is crazy though. Alright. Talk to you later luv ya buhbye 👋"

by Hym Iam January 7, 2023


License

No you fucking won't bitch. If my name comes up you would not post that shit if your slut daughter's life depended on it. They didn't get you yet? Could it possibly be that as soon as you found out you FLED TO JERUSALEM to seek the protection of the Jews? That's what it looked like! The day I found that Canadian youtube channel talking about your trial you posted a video claiming to being out of the country. You fled like the coward you are. You're going to hide indefinitely so you can bend the practice of psychology to your whim that you may siphon money from sad desperate people and literally sell their souls to the church that worships a God you DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN.

Hym "I honestly don't care about your license. That definition I'm going to post is going to be funny though so watch for that. Why do you even care if they take your license? IS IT A MATTER OF PRIDE, JORDAN? Do you take PRIDE in your accomplishments and your credentials? It seems like the only person doing whatever they want at a whim here is YOU. But it's fine when you do it. And that's what this is about. You and Sam Harris both. You don't care what people believe. So long as everyone else is subordinated TO ENSURE THAT YOU AND YOUR KIDS DON'T HAVE TO BE."

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023


License

Imagine being over 21 and not having your license. If you’re getting rides the least you could do is give that drive sum TOP

Im able to drive legally thanks to my license !!!

by DonVergas650 March 16, 2024


License

Something you bum ass niggas need in this life instead of asking for rides. You should be ashamed of yourself. It’s always the bum niggas over 21 smh. Waste of sperm

Wow I can legally drive because I have a license!!!

by DonVergas650 March 16, 2024