A person that is named Loan is a HUGE idiot and has barely any clothes and no friends. They are also mean and secretly evil. They love money and steal your cat/s.
NO! STOP stealing my cats!!!!! Ughhh you are acting like a Loan!
A kitten that says “loan” a little kitten loan sound, the kiffen loves saying it (so look up kiffen before this one you read).
This kiffen loves saying loan! If a kitten it tryna say loan then it’s a kiffen if a kitten is saying loan then you have to name it a kiffen :3
INDEPENDENCE FOR JINX-KAINADAIAN EMPIRE FROM THE EVILS OF SMILEY AND THE OTHER FACTIONS
Loans is a wholesome dictatorship, smiley is just jealous (jk ily)
the stupidest person you'll ever meet
M- Hey, what did you get on that math test?
Loan- a 30/100
M- at least it's better than last time
noun, a divine being that cannot be beaten
opinions:
RHI: Has not watched Alvin and the chipmunks...and also a god complex
Kait: manliest sexyass b (HORNI)
Jay: useless (PTSD from losing a debate)
Mill: Meaty boi (HORNII)
zak: this mf wont shut up about busty dads
i swear to loan this better work