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We all know what you're here for. But you need a heads up.
Just remember to clear your history.
Horny bastard.
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"I'm horny, so I'm just going to look up a bunch of vulgar shit on Urban Dictionary."
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What your going to be after reading all these freaky definitions below or above mine.
The only reason you searched up horny on urban dictionary is to read the erotic definitons so you can either fap or finger yourself to it. :)
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A disease that spreads all world wide, its effects make you want to find a mating partner desperately and masturbate intensely.
"Hey Richard, Joseph got Horny"
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Hornlike or resembling a horn. Bet you didn't expect that while scrolling through the erotic things other people have written.
"I'm horny."
"Really???"
"Yup, I have six horns. Horniest member of my Dragon Club."
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When you desperately want to have sex
You watch him walk in with a bulge in his pants. You rip off his shirt as he unbuttons your blouse and you slowly rub your clothed pussy against his erected boner. You tease him and dry fuck him as you devilishly look him in the eye. He grabs you and slams you against the bed licking his lips and gets on top of you. He unbuttons his boxers revealing his 9" monster cock. You grab onto his shoulders and he makes out with you. His dick strokes your cunt and your tongue explores his whole mouth. Your wet pussy intensifies and you suddenly grow so horny you flip him over suddenly. You hop onto his dick and ride it like a cow girl. You move forwards and backwards up and down and bob up and down while he holds your hips. He then throws you back onto the bed so your back arches against the edge and he penetrates your slippery pussy as he bites your tits. You grab onto his shoulder blades as he fucks you deeper and deeper.
Man that made me horny..
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