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While I would hesitate to call Lower Merion a vanguard of cultural and economic diversity, it is an excellent high school for those not lucky enough to attend one the fine private institutions forming the lovely young adults such as my fellow linguist above. Large, wealthy, and full of activity, LM is a public high school somewhere between Newport and Chino, but 100% Main Line.
P.S. Of course, if you're ever in need of barbituates or stolen Malibu rum, you'll want to try Harriton.
I go to LM, I wear Prada, and I do Players.
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tattoo on the small of a girls back, usualy done poorly and most often consisting of a tribal design because girls usualy don't like decent tattoos.
That dirty slut of a striper has a lower back tramp stamp, lets take her back to the frat house and run a train on her!
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The alma mater of Kobe Bryant, who decided to forego his NCAA eligibility and instead declared himself eligible for the 1996 NBA Draft with the 13th overall pick by the LA Lakers directly out of high school, who essentially got Kobe for Vlade Divac.
Kobe Bryant is Lower Merion High School's most famous alumnus.
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The boobs produced by eating enormous amounts of food ie. being a fat-ass. They hang off of your lower stomach and are often hairy and or covered in butter.
1. Yo, dawg I pimped your body and put boobs on your stomach. Enjoy the Lower Stomach Boobs (LSBs).
2. My girls freaking freaky she just let me fuck her LSBs.
3. They just lipoed that butter covered wenches LSBssss dog. shiiiiiiiiiiiit.
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The controllers of Lower Merion Township redistricting. They are hated by everyone because they are jackasses who don't understand that children who live 3 minutes away from the Lower Merion shouldn't have to pass it to get to Harriton High School (the other Lower Merion School.) Most unfair and cruel people in the world. Fucking bitches i hate you
Parent 1: "What did the Lower Merion School Board decide this time for redistricting?"
Parent 2: "Those assholes decided to split Ardmore in half so now my kid can't go to the school that is two blocks away from our house."
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When someone does something so low, they would be considered "lower than a limbo stick."
Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me over Facebook and didn't give an explanation.
Girl 2: Wow, he's lower than a limbo stick!
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(V). A means of sexual pleasure, Lower Wacker Drive (named after the street in Chicago IL) is when a man (on bottom in stated position) rubs his penis along the crevice of a girl’s vagina. In addition to simply rubbing his penis against the virginal crevice, he generally uses the girl’s fecal matter as a lubricant in this action. This is generally performed in the back of a moving car.
Well we picked up this hott hitch hiker and I couldn't resist giving her a Lower Wacker Drive.
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