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mask-funk

The face mask that exemplifies your identity and self-expression, and conveys to others that though you are protecting yourself from virus transmission, you are not isolating yourself from the spaces, places and people around you.

Get your mask-funk on and wear one, asshole. Your mask-funk is tripping me out, stay 6 feet away. I love your mask-funk; now come on over and join my social bubble. If you think your mask-funk is gonna scare me, then you don't know COVID.

by Zel Spazo July 20, 2020


gash mask

1. a mask or respirator for the nose only, allowing the mouth/tongue to be used for the servicing of presumably maloderous female genitalia. Mask is of the 'hose and bag', M42 or 'WWI' style as most protective filters are too large to be inserted in the nostrils. 2. (field expediant) a pair of BCG's (Wiley SG-1's) and two cigarette filters, field stripped, inserted in the nostrils. 3. a necessity when warming up a female for coitus who has been away from base camp (and soap/water) for 3 days plus...

Cpl. Ernie: "I got that new blond E-3 in the back of the Frankenstein last night."

Spec. Burt: "Oh yeah, how was she?"

Cpl. Ernie:"Fuck-tastic, but she smelled so bad, I needed a GASH MASK."

by balls104 May 5, 2008


Masked Wibbler

An unseen but ever present malevolent entity responsible for the slight moving of one’s bag from the position one remembers placing it in, to a new position very close to but not quite the same as the original position.

Person 1: Have you seen my bag?
Person 2: yes, it’s under your chair still
Person 1: oh yes, but not quite where I left it
Persons 1 & 2: Gasp! The Masked Wibbler!

by platonicus October 28, 2018


Mask Beard

Like hat hair, mask beard is the state a medium to large beard gets into when shaped by a tight or poorly fitting mask.

Bro that mask beard has ruined your carefully rugged exterior, and you now look like a poorly trimmed hedge

by Moist Barbarian July 13, 2020


Double Masking

When you're under the delusion that two mask are better than one. This is not to be mistaken for double bagging or a two bagger. Double Masking is not for your protection but for the protection of others.

Kyle: You know that chick Emily?
Alan: Yeah, she's a total babe, the opposite of a two bagger.

Kyle: What I wouldn't do for a girl like that.
Alan: I know, even double masking is on the table.

Kyle: Dude!

by swon February 11, 2021


Mask Boner

When you’re eating something with a stick; like a lollipop but you keep your mask on. So you’re mask is bulging making it not only look like you have a mask boner, but it also takes away the purpose of the mask because now your air is ventilating through the bottom of the mask.

Kristen: OMG! Do you have a mask boner?!
Mark: What’s that?
Kristen: When you have a stick in your mask making it look like your mouth has an erection.

by 10 Am April 26, 2021


mask of zorro

When a man pulls out of a girls mouth and jizzes on her face in the shape of a Z. Then whistles for his horse and disappears into the night.

"I totally gave my girlfriend a mask of Zorro last night"

by jackdrippa November 3, 2013