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A lovely baby from england that eats oat biscuits
Oh look at that monty tom singing in the wind
Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.
Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.
Holy fuck! Kevin's Doing a Monty, he's gonna get us chucked out!
Other name for spliff aka (Joint)
Just gonna go for a quick monty outside.
Monty is a care giver and never lets some one be sad for more than a second. He is the kindest person I know you will ever meet!
Where is Monty
I need Monty
I love Monty
We Love Monty
Monty is a very kind and funny person, who can also be a total moron. He’s very dirty minded and his mouth gets him In trouble a lot of times. He is very trustworthy. He seems to be all jokes but he can be very serious at times. It seems like he never gets mad but he might fuck you up if your a bitch to his friends.
Girl 1) who’s that weird white boy over there
Girl 2) oh that’s Monty
Girl 1) oh he looks pretty decent. Do you know him?
Girl 2) yeah he’s my Bestfriend. He’s a moron.
Monty is pretty much a god. When he enters the room silence shortly follows. Montys are very wrong and are seen as the elite of the elite. Some compare him to comedians and are usually extremely good looking and intellectual. Some would say that friends of Montys are known as his disciples. Montys are very good at socialising and often have people curled up on the floor laughing. They usually excel in sciences and have beautiful eyes.
OMG its Monty. Everybody act cool...