Give my balls a heada

A discrete way of saying 'suck me off' or 'suck my dick'.

"Hey bby, wanna come give my balls a heada"

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my balls itch son

a uncontroble itching sensation around the scrotum area.

"AHHHHHHH....Oh naw, Oh Fuckin Naw, Oh Hellllllllll Naw!!!! My Fuckin Balls itch son"

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Chilling my balls off

Chilling so fucking hard that its unreal.

A: Yo dog , 'da fuck you up to son?

B: Dude, I am chilling my fucking balls off, smoking blunts and playing fuckin modern warfare 2 while getting a my dick sucked by an asian girl.

A: In that case I need to start chilling my balls off.

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Cried my balls out

Just like bawling ou eyes out....but not...
Usually used for when men cry

Man 1: Soo.. yesterday I saw Red Dog. It was pretty good.

Man 2: GOOD??!! It was sooo sad that I cried my balls out!!

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Your not licking my balls

its a phrase you say when somebody is joking with you

man 1 " i just saw elvis "
Man 2 " your not licking my balls are you ?

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my balls in a vice grip

"To put ones testicles in the crushing hold of a vice grip"

You --"Oh shit man, I've been shot"
Paramedic -- "Looks like you got my balls in a vice grip here"

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ouch my balls hurt

A secret way of letting your friends (that know the real meaning) know it is time to leave in a stylish and cool way.

Guy: uh oh ouch my balls hurt
guy 2: time to leave
guy 3: heading out