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The only website on the internet where anyone can become friends with someone by making eye contact or writing a few sentences on a blog. It is primarilly used by high school teenagers who wish they were popular in real life, so they make a website to show how cool they think they actually can be. It should be renamed "My Life That I Don't Have". It is also simply a competition to see who is more popular by placing random people on your friends list who you have never had a complete conversation with in your entire life. It is also used for spreading ideas that are completely subjective and advertising bands and businesses without telling people that you are actually advertising. It is also a place where slutty girls can show exactly off their vulumptuous bodies to any person who has a myspace account.
Dude, you have to check out my myspace, there's this one girl who sent me a picture of her in a bikini. She totally wants my nuts.
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the reason you know it takes .678556 of a second less to click the "home" button then click "refresh"
&& OmG GiRLiE iT ToOk mE 8 HoUrS to TyPe DiS oUt LOLOLoLoLoLLL!!!1! CmNt Mii NeW PiCs FoR ShUrE GiRLiE! I jUs LuBz MaI MySpAcE!
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an addicting website that was probably made so people can meet new friends around the world, or maybe keep in touch with family, yet it got changed to a popularity contest begging and pleeding to get new friends, because people feel they "need" to have 100000 friends on a WEBSITE, its not real life, im sorry but if your begging and pleading for that many friends, then you probably dont have any friends in real life..
"ADD HER.. SHES SO HOTT"
"GO COMMENT ME.. IM BORED"
"im so ugly"
"im so fat" (yet they have a picture with like no clothes on.
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place where desperate girls/guys look for a bf/gf , hey.... its cheaper than "eharmony"
guy " omg i love this pic you so hot!"
girl " I know ! "
Guy " Lets get together "
girl " ok! "
guy " then we can post abagilion pictures of eachother stating how much we love eachother ! "
girl" OK !and i can put you as my backround picture"
Both " This so totaly rocks! "
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The reason there are so many fucking whores in the world
I hate MySpace! it is full of whores
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THE DEVIL!!!!
Do not join! Satan will come into your mind and make you do hideous things, like reload every .0005 seconds to check for any Messages/ Friend Request/ etc.
I was just listening to some Taking Back Sunday, when The Myspace devil itself posessed me and made me take pictures of myself in the bathroom with hair in my face and the camera at wierd angles!
Your Mom has a Myspace...
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The second most emo website on the internet, closely following Livejournal.
...and distantly in third is........Urbandictionary.com!
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