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The most hardcore sport period. Where a person fights against all odds to get better. A sport that some say isnt, but in truth is older than all other sports.
Guy 1:Wanna go runnin?
Guy 2:Hells yea!
Guy 1:Cross Country kicks ass!
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Most likely where you are if you're drinking Molson's Old Style Pilsner Beer. This beer is great for shotgunning and features a green label with rabbits on it. Sold in western canada, which is where Pilsner drinkers refer to as pil country.
Also, there are large billboards on the highway all over western canada advertising "you're in pil country", just so nobody forgets.
Man 1: What are they drinking on that episode of Corner Gas?
Man 2: Duh, Pilsner beer, Saskatchewan is in the heart of pil country.
Driver: What's that billboard say?
Passenger: "You're in pil country", I think we're in western Canada.
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At one time a deep, earthy, and universally respected genre of folk music embraced by people from all walks of life, and performed by heartland poets who wrote touching melodies and thought-provoking but subtle messages about life, love, and loss, country music has now grown into a dim shadow of its former greatness.
Record companies have appropriated it for their own profit as they will with any great artistic movement. Insipid, voiceless dandies with the depth of wading pools have been propped up as the new "idols." Irresponsible and uninformed political rhetoric has usurped the lyrical foreground, alienating many fans and completely betraying the music's original status as art for the everyman, while mediocrity and uniformity sum up the musical direction.
If we can ever be blessed again by another visionary, a Williams Sr., a Cash, a Cline, or a Miller, maybe things will change. But for now, country music remains a brutally raped and distorted picture of art stolen from the artists.
You call that country music? Toby Keith is nothing more than an obnoxious, pre-packaged pretty-boy masquarading as a country artist! Shut that crap off and play me some Johnny Cash!!!
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Butt country is a sub genre of country in which the bands or offenders tie in a strong element of pop into their music to the point where their sound and message becomes utterly divorced from the more rugged sounds and messages country was infused with in the past. Though hard to define in regards to specific technique in play, it can be heard in the works of offenders such as Keith Urban, Rascal Flats, and Lonestar.
That sounds like butt country. Now go kill your self.
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Typically hot, hardheaded, determined, always polite. Remembers her manners but will drop them on a dime to teach someone 'What's right'. Loves horses, knows how to ride, good cook, traditional type women that can still hold their own. Look just as natural in jeans and boots as they do in dresses. From farm family, or area, loves animals and children.
Usually underestimated and mistaken for the southern type. A country girl will often be referred to as 'the one that got away'. Country girls offer their men the typical lovers traits, with an added challenge thrown in. Often a country girl will have a man that provides well enough, but will constantly be pushing to provide just as well.
They believe in 'honesty is the best policy' and are typically humble unless challenged.
Never will you see a country girl waiting to find someone who will take care of her.
You can find country girls in the mid-west region of the USA. You'll be lucky to find one on the coast, as a country girl feels most at home in the mid-west.
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Act sweet but have a strong side. Country girls retain all the charm and gentility of an old-fashioned gal, and mind their manners. But they can also be strong-willed when they need to be, protect the family farm or property, milk the cows, drive a tractor or operate the town post office by themselves.
A country girl knows how to use pots and pans. She bakes cakes for birthdays and special occasions, and picks the apples for her home-baked apple pie herself.
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XC is 2% physical, 1% mental and 97% insanity. XC is the best sport ever. DO NOT let those gay ass-grabbing football players tell you otherwise. You run over ridiculous terrains and hills. XC is NOTHING like track. Track is for pussies that can't handle more than 2 miles of running. WARNING: if you join this sport you WILL experience ALL types of weather, possibly in one meet. ANd you will wear uncomfortable short shorts, usually with built in underwear.
You can tell by his torn socks, blankets and pillows, three pairs of shoes, and his massive amounts of food in his bag, that he is a cross country runner.
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Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in an outhouse.
As the banjo music drifted through the air, Jethro relaxed and enjoyed his country blumpkin.
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