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The worst fuxking school on the goddamned planet... if you're reading this... get out of there while you can.
( SMM kids talking)
KID 1: I have to play a basketball game at Saint Cecilia Omaha Ne tonight.
KID 2: Good luck bro lol, watch out for that creepy janitor... he goes in the locker rooms while the girls are changing.
Anyone for tennis can be used as Text Message
A country club member "text ne 1 4 10s" to some of his buddies
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the cringiest thing in the cringiest bollywood movie and the fans will say it so many times that you cant escape the cringefest
chandu ke chacha ne chandu ki chachi ko chandni raat mein chandi ke chamach se chutney chakhyi
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n. A type of dialect where one would over pronounce the "H" in words where the "H" is silent, causing them to hack up flem and irritate others. Specifically words starting with "WH", the "w" would be faint and the "h" would be abrupt and obvious. Also contorting the word "dollars" to "dowl-lers". Originated by Harold Jaynes himself. a.k.a. Harold Jay-nes
Harold Jay-nes: "wwwHERE are my wwwHITE monopoly dowllers!?"
Harold Jay-nes: "wwwHICH of you like wwwHITE rice?"
Victim: "Holy crap, Harold Jay-nes lingo is freakin annoying!"
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this fine phrase is used as a modern day equivalent of 'less is more' in regards to partners
shomer, meaning to guard in hebrew, and mars bar, in direct reference to a well known nougaty chocolatey treat combine in this well known phrase as a means of refraining from physical contact with the opposite sex.
whilst its ancient origins are some what unknown today,it is believed that its original roots are based on a scale of sickness.
one mars bar= perfect. its really nice innit?
two=umm feeling a bit sick now
three= i really dont want another mars bar
four= ewww get it away from me
..... etc
upto 23 mars bars= the mars bars gang up and kill you.
it is therefore wholly reasonable to draw a conclusion that one mars bar, that special mars bar is best for all involved.
dalia:you just annihilated that clay pigeon,high five shlodawgg!
emily: noooo you cant hes Shomer -ne- Mars Bar.
dalia: oh so sorry.
emily: i just dropped my favourite toothbrush off the side of the empire state building. can i have a hug?
Shleminem: no im Shomer -ne- Mars Bars.
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French for "Don't rape me!" The writers of this suggest that you buy a rape whistle and learn these words. They might come in handy. ex: Random Guy: You're hot. You: Ne viol moi! Ne viol moi! *blows on rape whistle*
Random guy: You're hot. Wanna have sex? You: Ne viol moi! Rape whistle power!
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A person who is so fuckin stupid or does stupid ass stuff.
Bobby: I think im going to light this candle near this gas station.(BOOM)
Tom: OMG wat the fuck. That was some real dumbasstedness - dumb/ass/ted/nes shit right there