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A way to describe a beautiful, loving, caring creature that can satisfy any of you're needs. As it can be fried, baked, diced, sautéed and who knows what else! If someone calls you a potato that is a compliment.
Also can be used for different sex positions...
Boy 1: god that potato is finnnneee
Boy 2: I'd hit that potato in all the different ways
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a starchy plant tuber which is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten as a vegetable.
"roasted potatoes"
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the plant of the nightshade family that produces the potato tubers on underground runners.
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Based on the weird al song (its all about the Pentiums), the quote "what you got in there a Dorito?"
so when people ask what chip your running your game or video on, the answer could be a potato chip because its so bad.
then league of legends came about and people would have machines that were so slow that the loading screen would display for 10 minutes because one person had a slow pc.
"what you running league on a potato or something?"
"this is taking forever to render, serves me right for encoding on a potato"
"dude how did you get lol installed on a potato?"
A person (typically a single girl) who is trying to be relatable by saying they are "awkward" and/or "undesirable" by others attractively. This is almost always used as humor, after an awkward moment or joke, someone would call themselves a potato.
"I so look like a potato, I'm gonna be single for life."
Eat a person, they die, eat a potato, it dies
Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die
"Yo is jame'er'iquarshe charred??"
"Nah nibba he a potato"