Putrid Pill

The legend says that it is the head of an unfortunate being named Anders. Some say his pill is so smelly that people from his place of birth (Smelly/Putrid/Stench/Viking Land) actually moved countries because of the awful scent that his lid gives off. Some one diagnosed with the Putrid Pill Diseases will find it incredibly hard to pick up women, in fact, someone with a Putrid Pill will find that men will be hitting on them.

*A putrid pill walks in*
Person 1: "OMG!, did someone just bring in a bag of decaying dead bodies?"
Person 2: "I think it's the rotten eggs"
Person 3: "No look, a putrid pill just walked in"
Person 1: "Run as far away as possible"

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freedom pilled

Having the realization that libertarianism is the only way. That living life through freedom is the only way. Based libertarian type shit ya feel.

Yo that guy is definitely freedom pilled, he's a libertarian after all.

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pill head

someone who takes a lot of drugs in pill from

"sarah used to be the biggest pillhead in north london until her mum found out"

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pills here

A statement or exclamatory remark to acknowledge the presence of miniature recovery tablets contained in a plastic container. Made famous by Louis, a fictional character from Left 4 Dead.

Louis: "pills here! piiiiiiiiiIIIllLLLssZZS HEEERREE!!!

me: ಠ_ಠ

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Parachute Pills

Basically take one or two sheets of toilet paper and place the pill or pills inside of the toilet paper. You can use a lighter to crush the pill or pills inside the toilet paper or a mortar and pestle outside of the toilet paper and then place the powder inside the sheet. You then fold then excess toilet paper around the crushed pill powder, swallow the ball and thus the paper dissolves and the crushed pill powder will hit your stomach and be processed faster because it is already broken down itself.

Instead of swallowing his pills with water, he will Parachute Pills by crushing a tablet between sheets of toilet paper to swallow, making the medication work faster.

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horse pill

Classically, refers to size; an unusually large pill.

Realistically, should refer to Premarin, the birth control that consists of "conjugated estrogens" extracted from horse urine!

1. How on earth can you swallow that multivitamin; it's a horse pill!

2. She's on horse pills

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Chill Pill

When someone is going crazy/fuming, tell them to CALM DOWN
AND RELAX
AND TO TAKE A CHILL PILL

Person 1: Eugh... I. AM. FUMING.
Person 2: Bro, take a chill pill..

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