Rural Dictionary

Sex

We were just in the bed chilling. Then it happend. He slowly pulled my dress off and pulled my bra off. He got changed into a blue robe but was naked behind it. He picked me up (still with my thongs on) and layed me down on the sofa. He got some oil and rubbed it on me. "Ahhhh" I screamed. He pulled my thongs off and squeezed me boobs. As he was doing that, I was sucking his dick.

Mmmm so good.
He started to suck in my nipples. He started to rub my pussy. He grabbed my ass and picked me up. My legs were around him. Tight. He moved his waist in and out, in and out until he couldn't hold it. He cummed. SO GOOD. he picky my pussy and twisted his tounge while doing it. I could feel his wet tounge in it. So deep but so nice. He then got his thumbs and oped my pussy wide open with his hands. He stuck his tounge so deep that it was the whole of his tounge. My turn! I crept on my knees and started to lick. Then it was to sucking. Then it was pushing it down my throat. (Not really but it felt like that lol)

I WAS JK THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN. We're you really this bored that you searched up sex and you found this? Did you just search this is because your bored and want to read this to feel horny? Haha this was me like... 20 minutes ago so I did that...

by Theloverlike November 17, 2019

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sex

Something that nice guys/geeks like me will never experience. This due to the fact that typical human females go for the bigger, dumber alpha male.

Me: “What’s wrong Melissa, why are you crying?

Melissa: “My boyfriend played me for some hoe!”

Me: “aww, that’s sad…is there anything I can do to help?”

Melissa: “No thanks, I took care of that last night when I had make up sex with some other jock”

Me: “oh…ok…”

Melissa: “Thanks so much for trying, you’re such a NICE GUY Salem!”

Me: “Well, if you need me, I’ll be in my room, crying while masturbating to pictures of you from middle school…”

*goes home and masturbates to pictures of Mel from middle school*

by BitterSalem April 10, 2007

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sex

when a penis goes in and out of a wet vagina

I was feeling really down climbing into my tent after my first day camping but when I unzipped the fly into my tent I couldn't be happier, all was there was a sleeping bag and a beautiful girl I'd never seen before in nothing but a skinny black thong. "who might you be you sexy thing?" " you can call me Millie" she purred "but for now I want to get to know your body". I knelt down next to her, ripped off her thong and started eating her out, occasionally flicking over her clit. she ripped off my shorts and gasped at my rock hard 9 inch cock and started giving me an incredible blow job. "uh uh yeah Millie baby yes yes" then I cummed all through her mouth and she swallowed every last bit. "shove it in me baby and don't hold back". I pressed her down against the sleeping bag and shoved my rock hard dripping cock into her soaked shaved pink pussy "uh baby yessss mmmm you can go further, DEEPER BABY DEEPER YOU KNOW YOU CAN" our hot juices mixed warming her pussy, "mmm baby".

"I love you Millie"
"I love you and your dick babe"

we fell asleep in the spooning position only to find my dick up her ass minutes later and we were off again
best sex ever

by themakoshark January 28, 2019

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