Nuclear seagulls

Goosebumps on the lower right corner of your upper lip.

I got the nuclear seagulls when Josh ate the last of my Christmas.

Nuclear Waste

That shit you find and cover yourself in because you wanted to get super powers. But doesn't work because it kills you

Guy:OH SHIT NUCLEAR WASTE I WANT SUPER POWERS
*covers self in nuclear waste*
*dies from cancer and shit*

Nuclear Turdgames

The battle between good and evil feces begins when you and your cropdusting rival both have emerging turtle heads with only one toilet to accommodate the most worthy balloon knot. The rightful ruler of the porcelain throne must be crowned.

A battle royale of anuses commences. The anal adversaries unleash turds of epic proportions. The devastation caused by the colliding fecal matter leads to a mutually assured destruction of both rectums. The A-nal bombs dropped cause a nuclear ass-holocaust with only skidmarks left to crown. There are no winners in the nuclear turdgames...the only way to win is not to (ass)play.

Hey breh, did you watch that epic tale nuclear turdgames. Jon Snow combats Matthew Broderick in a battle of all out fecale warfare.

Nuclear Nut

when a person nuts so hard that it creates a constant leakage of semen

John doe: BRO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
John doe 2: MY SEMEN IS NOTHING BUT A NUCLEAR NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John doe: WE ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!!

*explosion*

Nuclear Blasted

The phenomenon of a band watering down their music after signing to the record label Nuclear Blast Records.

Vader kicks ass! Shame, they got Nuclear Blasted.

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nuclear apocalypse

A world that is a wasteland from a nuclear war call it a fallout if you want its all the same thing and maybe you can find weird shit after the effects

Oct,23,2077 the nuclear apocalypse came killing every thing so the United States built underground vaults this is where a story begins in a nuclear apocalypse

nuclear nipple

Fireball Liquor, with 2 habanero chili's diced finely, 2 shots of Ever-clear, dark chocolate shavings. The shavings represent the nipple, the cinnamon heat, and the ever-clear represents the explosion.

I drank a Nuclear Nipple and passed out!