SMD Mode
Stands for "Suck my dick" mode.
This is the male's equivalent of a period. Basically when you get so pissed off that all you want to say for the next few hours is "Suck my dick."
This state can also be triggered when a man's girlfriend refuses to give him a blowjob.
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Jim: "Lol, you mad Bob? I just smoked you for the tenth time in air hockey."
Bob: "Suck my dick."
Jim: "Oh damn, somebody is rustled."
Bob: "Suck my dick."
Jim: "Lol yeah, Okay. Hey Bob, can you pass me my hat?"
Bob: "Suck my dick."
Alex: "There's no use in talking to him anymore, Jim. He's entered SMD Mode."
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Girlfriend: "Dammit, for the last time, I am NOT giving you a blowjob."
Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."
Girlfriend: "Oh god, he entered SMD Mode again..."
Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."
Girlfriend: "I'm leaving."
When u go 100 percent annihilation on gunols pussy (Salmans mom) leaving no leftovers behind.
Yo fam I just went Wagwan Mode on sy's mom
"Lant Mode" is when someone or some person commits an act that ruins the moment. This can occur in multiple situations, such as when someone attempts to join in on an inside joke they have no prior knowledge of, when people are sharing a moment and someone comes in and destroys it, when a groupchat are having a wicked discussion and someone sends a really shit meme etc.
Hey stop ruining the moment. Lant Mode!
Person 1: HA HA HA. that was a killer joke.
Person 2: Our inside humour is the best
Person 3: *Attempts to join in and completely fucks it up*
Person 1: Fuck off you Lant Mode
Person 2: Bro you just moded it
Priest mode is when a bro acts or talks creepily around or about a young child(preferably a boy).
Dave: I really like to look at little boys in the shower.
Steve: Priest Mode in effect
In first-person shooter games:
The act of whiffing on one-hit delete snipers, pistols, rifles, SMGs, abilities; The act of disconnecting in a middle of a game, may it be unranked or competitive; The act of AFK-ing during a game because of household chores.
In Voice Calls:
The act of disconnecting during voice calls; The lag that causes miscommunication during voice calls.
Where is Neo? Is he neo mode again? I bet he's folding clothes or washing the laundry again. But it's most likely of his ISP, PLDT.
The act of sleeping during the day and waking up after dark.
After working all night galaxy goes into vampire mode.
Being very responsible with your money for a certain period of time.
Joe: Yo bro you trying to get sushi
Ben: Nah im in savings mode right now.
Joe: What you mean you're always in savings mode
Ben: I know bro the money hasn't been coming in like it used to.