A discrete way of implying sex, used to avoid potentially awkward situations involving parents or people you dont know. Also useful for texting for people who have troubles with getting their texts to the right person.
I think we should play some board games tonight.
(talking to your friend in a room with other sensitive people in it)
Friend - What did you do last night?
Yourself - Oh just played some board games with the girl friend, her parents were outta town.
I don't remember the last time i played board games, its been so long. (someone who doesn't get much action)
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Using a lunchroom tray to slide down an isle at Famous Players 8. You place the tray in front of you and while running down the isle, jump on and ride that tray to the max while praying you don`t fall like Marc.
"I nearly died laughing as Marc was flying through the air when he flew off his floor board!"
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A zip zinger/cruiser that is used to get around campus or transport your self to and from parties when your in a frat
Faggot: "What's that thing your riding?"
Some Bro: "A frat board... Duh"
Jimmy: "It's only the frattiest mode of transportation."
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A large stick, or board used in corporal punishment to strike offenders, paricularly students in private schools.
Come to the front of the class, your about to get a lesson from the "board of education"!
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The act of ejaculating onto a Oujia board to impregnate your dead wife
Me and Kim wanted another child but she died so I gave her a squeegee board.
A message board created by word MPMike \word when he was bored, it has now grown in to the literal Mecca for all 4 of the world's Tanooki worshipers. It is also a gathering place many of those that wish to associate with the strange Tanooki cult-like members.
As see word Tanooki /word and word MPMike /word
The Tanooki Board: we won't bite you much.
A small piece of wood with 61 to 121 holes that is used to keep score in the game of Cribbage.
"Grab the Cribbage-board off of the table, I'll show that old bag that grandpa can still use his peggerwood"