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Something my dad called urban dictionary when he can't think of the name.
Dad: Hey son can you look this work up in the urban onion?
Me: dad ots called urban dictionary
When Lady Parts are so ripe they bring a tear to the eye
"Frannie took her knickers off and my god did she have a minge onion"
This term was coined on the website, Fanpop. A user had meant to say "opinion" but typed onion instead in a question posted. This started a chain reaction of jokes about respecting the onion, pissing the user off!
Use this term whenever the word opinion comes into a discussion. It will succeed at both confusing and angering the person you say it to. It also helps if you shout it repeatedly.
Person A: I hate the color pink!
Person B: STFU!! Pink is awesome!
Person A: Hey! Respect my opinon!
Person B: F*ck your onion!
Person A: HEY! "Respect the onion."
Somebody who never showers, smells like feet and hair is like greasy feet.
Does Dillon ever shower?
No hes a Greasy Onion.
When you eat too many onions on an empty stomach n that shit fucking hurts. Feel like you're about to throw up onion chunks all over the fucking floor and shit yourself .
Holy shit, I ate too many onions now I have onion Belly
When you lift the habit of a nun up over her head and tie it in a knot. The resulting look is that of a black onion with legs.
Sister Mary paddled me in class so when session ended the gang and I got her after school and performed the black onion on her ass
A shit onion is a situation that the more you learn about it, the more shitty it gets.
When someone tries to explain a bad situation, and eases you into it to make it easier to swallow..its a shit onion. Layers and layers of shit, the more you hear, the worse it gets.