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Oyster Bay is a small town on Long Island filled with stuck up white kids. It’s so small that nobody knows what it is. There’s like 5 different pizza places and at least 10 nail salons. It’s actually really pretty by the water especially in the summer. The only time it gets crowded is for oyster fest when half of Long Island comes. Don’t even get me started on Oyster Bay Cove. It’s basically rich white kids that use their parents money for everything. Sick parties tho. Cove neck is pretty boring unless you wanna see Teddy Roosevelt’s house. Everyone knows everything about everyone here and anyone who actually lives in Oyster bay hates that people from Towns like Hicksville, Locust Valley, Syosset etc get access to Tobay beach.
Person 1: Where u from?
Person 2: Oyster Bay
Person 1: What is that?
Person 2: *shakes head*
In OB we have a cute lil bay thats kinda gross but noone really cares, the only time anyone wants to come here is Oyster Fest, and we have like four pizza places even though its small
i go to Oyster Bay to go fishing.
Mastrubating to the point of ejaculating
Mark was having trouble sleeping so he decided to shuck an oyster on his tummy to clear his thoughts
"Honey, can you pass the Oyster Sauce? I'm a little dry."
When you put one or both testicals in her pussy while having intercourse.
I was pearling the oyster while hitting it from the back.
What is created when your balls slap a girls vagina while you are fucking her analy.
Dude, I got to make some oyster pancakes last night going balls deep on some chick.
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when you get bad breath from going down on a not so clean women
DAmn!! you breath stinks.... really, I think I have a case of the "oyster flu" I went down an a chick that wasn't so clean last night.