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adultery pad

A residence whose main or sole purpose is to host extramarital affairs. Adultery pads are commonly, but not exclusively, owned by wealthy, married men.

Instead of meeting his mistress at the Ritz Carlton, John entertained her at his adultery pad, a luxurious condominium in Laguna Beach.

by cdavischicago April 14, 2010


chill pad

a place where you and your friends "chill" or are gonna "chill" mainly someone's house

bro, the hangout is gonna be at my jake's chill pad.

by TheWise1_ August 15, 2015


Napsi Pad

noun. The term for the usage of a napkin in place of a comfortable feminine care item, when said item (maxi pad) is not readily available.

Hey! Need a quick care item that is both comfortable and fits that tight budget? Try the Napsi Pad! Now with wings!

by sporkthepanda December 14, 2009

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party pad

A place to hang out with friends while your landlord is away (a.k.a. your mom).

Hey, let's all go to the party pad.

by Big Foot September 23, 2004

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Doodle pad

A woman who is covered in tattoos, usually ones that are completely terrible. She is a whore, but will try to argue that she's not.

"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah I went to the strip club and fucked a doodle pad!"
"Doodle pad?"
"Yeah, she was this stripper w
Jo had this terrible dragon tattoo that wrapped all around her body....I should probably get tested."

by I'mnotalesbian March 13, 2015

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cunt-pad

a slender piece of cotton-like material that is worn in the crotch area of womens'underwear during their time of the month. kotex pad

Her cunt-pad felt moist due to seepage from her period.

by Jack May 21, 2004

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dial pad

to call someone on a cellular device

me: i want one pone to be elifve to meet ou
except the tyhping isn't making sense
3:15 AM and your number
i can dial pad it
better than this shit
give me nubmers
3:16 AM PHIL
i AM COLD

by I AM COLD April 16, 2009

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