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Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, a Philadelphia Steamer is the sexual act performed when someone milks a mans prostate (or fingers a mans asshole) untill he has an orgasm, at which point he jizzes, commonly out of his asshole, onto a womans chest. He then rocks back and forth like a steam roller to rub it all over her.
James never thought he would enjoy it, but after Judy gave him his first Philadelphia Steamer he started begging for one every night.
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New Philadelphia is a town in T county Ohio. Its only activities to do are the park, the mall, drugs, watching fist fights and sex. Almost everyone in New Philadelphia is a slut. Its not uncommon for a 7th grader to have multiple nudes floating around via sexting and have already slept with over 7 guys. Almost every teen hangs out with the emo crowd at Park Place where they engage in listening to amateur screamo bands who preach about god. Everyone in the park place crowd sleeps with each other and herpes is beginning to spread. About 75% of high-schoolers say they want to move to California after high school. The high school spends all its money on football and almost none of it on education. Education wise New Philadelphia is about 10 years behind Dover schools (the town right across the river). ex. Dover has smart boards where as new philly has chalk boards. Almost everyone knows/is friends with/or related to a drug dealer and thinks nothing of it. Our police force resembles the SS. They make their own rules and do what ever they want. One of the most known cops for being a strait up jerk is actually coke head himself and has cheated on his wife multiple times. New Philadelphia is the armpit of T county.
Guy1: "dude I got herpes from that new philadelphia skank"
Guy2: " I told you not to go there, if anyone goes there they always leave with a STD or a warrant for their arrest."
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A hair weave, defined as such because Philly is bountiful of discarded weaves in the streets, gutters and subways.
"What's that on your head?"
"My new Philadelphia tumbleweed! You like?"
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When you're both about to cum and you run outside and jizz over the grass.
David: "Hey Z why is she so pissed at you?"
Z: "Oh I pulled old Philadelphia Snowstorm"
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Philadelphia Warriors is the weirdest NBA team in history. Nobody knows if they became the Golden State Warriors or the Philadelphia 76ers
Person 1: Hey did you know that the Philadelphia Warriors became the Philadelphia 76ers in 1962?
Person 2: No they became the Golden State Warriors you idiot.
Person 1: Im confused
Person2: Same.
A sexual fetish where you are either tied or tie someone up naked, wrists to knees, and cook them like a turkey. Of course pre heated to 350°
Me: want to come over for dinner? I've had Jessica doing the Philadelphia turkey since yesterday.
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The worst part of Philly. In other parts of the city if you wear a giants jersey you probably get into a fight but here death is assured.
Man1: Hey I think i wanna buy a house in North Philadelphia
Man 2: I wouldn't.
Man 1: i think i will.
*6 months pass*
Priest: We are gathered here today to commemorate the life of insert niggas who died in North Philly would anyone like to say anything
Man1: I told you so.
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