Peter: Hey John, I'm studying experimental philosophy!
John: That's cool! I studied bullshit too in college!
When you and another friend are texting or chatting on the Internet and you start talking about deep, philosophical subjects that explore the meaning of life and other things one would not otherwise contemplate.
Mike: So me and Jen were having a deep chat philosophy last night and we figured out the meaning of life.
Bob: And?
Mike: It was cool.
words or messages scrawled on the inside of public restroom's stalls, usually with deep meaning or thought. An intellectual version of Stall art or graffiti.
A: "dude, i was sittin taking a dump, and i look up and see this sharpie thing talking about how 'through graffiti two random people communicate through space and time in an instant.' it was deep."
B: "you just got metaphorically hit with a nugget of stall philosophy, man."
Absolutely certain and supreme explanations in practice or theory for all aspects of existence experienced by human beings.
Philosophyism abjures all knowledge creating disciplines of empirical modeling as ultimately inferior modes of thinking about the human condition.
I can imagine X or not imagine X, therefore it’s true as no evidence is technically required. Now buy my book and heed what I say or there may be increased risks of negative consequences in this life and/or the afterlife. Amen to philosophyism.
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Someone who is addicted to philosophy. This can have both a positive and a negative meaning. It could simply be an enthusiast, or someone who's obsessed with faux self-help pseudophilosophy, which causes them to have a twisted self image and worldview.
I just like watching philosophy videos on Youtube. I'm not some philosophy junkie, I swear!
People who overly analyze words, products, philosophies way more than they should and to the point where it gets out of hand and most of the people don't even get why it is and what is happening.
Alternate: Analyzing simple things into broad fake philosophy for increasing a product's worth.
Friend 1: Hey man, look at this painting, it's so deep and awesome!
Me: Um, dude it's a white canvas with a red circle on it
Friend: You don't get it man, the white circle represents our life which is simple but the red dot, or the red symbol represents danger that everyone experiences in their life at least once and it shows you how triggering these events of your simple life can be and al ---
Me: That's Hyperanalyzed Pseudo Philosophy...
Friend: Huh?
Me: Nothing...